A recent study in April, now opened up to the public shows that Potatos are poisonous to you, and maybe even cats.
This is due to a substance recently found inside of newly picked potatos known as “Airemocchifirenzo”. When this substance enters the stomach the acidic qualities overpower stomach acid, making it difficult to digest. This is even more affective inside of cats.
“I really don’t know what the hell is going on with these brown balls. Blame it on Biden.” Says Jacob, now having to get surgery to remove this substance.
Nobody knows how this has gotten into potato’s at local farms, widely conspiricing that it could be from parasites in the soil leeching in and out of potatos.
More updates on this story coming soon.