The Last Straw

Jerry McElyea made Darlene Hawkes quit. A recent doodle discovery finally confirmed what everyone already knew, Jerry made Darlene Quit. The soon to be movie will be based on not one, not two, but three conversions in which Jerry McElyea was the Project Manager. During the second act of this story conversion # 2 is about to take place. Jerry schedules a face to face meeting with all of Ops, Wealth Managers, Portfolio Managers, and the Wealth Administrators. Although it was supposed to be a pep talk Jerry attempted to single out those who had “done nothing” with the consolidation project as a joke. Unfortunately Darlene Hawkes, then Wealth Administrator now pill pusher was insulted. Days later she would quit, prior to the consolidation with Peoples United Bank and well before Dave’s (an FIS employee of some kind) cocaine party. While everyone was still i. shock by Darlene’s departure Jerry made yet another insensitive comment and referred to his speech as “The Last Straw”. ESPN was to shoot a documentary but decided it was not “sport enough” so went with the Last Dance documentary instead. In an effort to distance himself from this accusation Jerry McElyea ditched Lara and Alain for a position with LogicGate who agreed to hide him in an undisclosed location, possibly in Siberia or Tatooine. The Last Straw comes out in theaters this summer but has been changed to a Hollywood love story instead due to the negative backlash.

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