As you may know Aaron Marley is known for being incredibly stinky.
It is just came out that Aaron Marley has finally shaved his armpits and although this may seem incredibly unlikely we can confirm the barncluith drainage system is blocked with thick black hair obviously from Aaron Marley’s armpits as there is no one else in Scotland with the same hair volume as him.
It is also rumoured that his lives have been shaved but chief correspondent Kody Bain says this is highly unlikely.