A local puppy known only as “Leo” was charged today with converting hard cash assets in excess of $5 and misappropriating fried chicken from his family’s refrigerator.
Said his mother “I can’t believe he would do this. He’s so adorable but taking the money from the house is where we draw the line.”
Leo was released on his own recognizance today but not before issuing a statement of regret. Therein, Leo said
“I state my regret.”
Given his cuteness and overall good standing within the community, wherein he is renowned for being the first puppy under 6 pounds to benchpress a 300 pound man, Leo is not expected to serve any time.