The night was calm and all was merry and bright. That was until parent of local boy decided to allow some of the boy’s friends over for a friendly game of poker. These meet-ups had been occurring in increased occupancies within the past month, with many nightly poker games taking place at that very household.
Homeowner and father to the boy would later report a missing framed picture of son, reporting it as lost to the local authorities and claiming that the friends of said individual were responsible for the disappearance. The consequence was a complete lockdown of the premises, in which recreational poker was banned within a 100ft radius of the house.
Nearly two months after the initial report, police found the image tucked away behind the boy’s sexuality in the back of the master bedroom closet. It’s safe to say, God was on our side.