From the South Pole of Texas is where we found the baddest girl of all time. The search for the baddest took in my honest journalistic factual opinion way too long. We have a girl that’s been voted not only for the hottest girl alive but also the sexiest girl alive and we took this long to name her the baddest? Come on people. This was a no brainer. Nobody comes close. Now I know I may sound like I’m sick riding a bit but come on people. She’s the hottest for a reason. She’s the sexiest for a reason. What took so long for these boneheaded scientists to name her the baddest? But now that we’ve finally found the baddest of all time, it is now time to celebrate. To rejoice. To bask in her glory. Personally you know I’m gonna be first in line to see her crowned.