Shopping for bikinis gives you herpes (REAL)

Recent studies from the CDC have proven that while shopping for bikinis, herpes may be caused. This is because when women wear bikinis, it shows most of their breasts and their Gluteus Maximus. While looking at these features on women, many people get turned on and will cause them to masturbate or have sex. Even having dirty thoughts can lead to herpes. CDC recommended that when women go shopping for swimwear, they buy a full course scuba diver suit so that they protect the world from getting herpes. Please stay safe while looking at bikinis.

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