Wife of Clarence Thomas admits to Q Identity

Virginia Thomas, wife of ultra conservitive Supreme Court justice Clarance Thomas, has come forward as the creator and perpetuator of QAnon. In a press conference Friday, ‘Ginny’ Thomas offered little in the way of an explanation other than “it was an idea to try to get Clay to laugh but it grew out of control. But laugh he did! Every time I posted something it was just a matter of minutes before I’d hear that big, Black, barreling laugh make its way down the hallway. The more absurd, the bigger the laugh. I thought he was going to die with the eating children post,” Thomas explained.
“We’ve had so much fun with Q and all the people who believed in him,” Thomas lamented. “We thought everyone was just going along with the gag like the ‘birds aren’t real’ movement. We were – and still are – shocked at how stupid people really are. We’re going to miss Quafe [the apparent origin of Q],”
As the nation has come to expect, Justice Thomas declined to comment. -Reuters

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