*THIS ARTICLE CAME WORD FOR WORD FROM THE MAN AND HIS WHORE WIFE*
On a Friday night me and my wife Saundra were walking our cat toodles, whenever we saw a wild creature. This of course wasn’t just any creature as it was big and its face seemed to resemble a possum. Turns out this was our scary nightly critter by the name of “ Busch possum beaver” it then charges at me and my wife but gets ruffled by curt cobalts sidekick pale ghost parsons.