The Andrew Holmes Fall Guys Saga has been no more than a fabrication, Channel 33 has learned. Aspiring GOP journalist Tomas Koeck made up the entire story in attempt to gain popularity. When asked for comment, Koeck responded, “You are all just woke liberals!! Trump 2024!!” It is safe to say that Koeck’s attempts to increase his popularity will land him a weekly spot on Newsmax, but any credibility he had earned as a journalist, and believe us, there was very little, has vanished. US AG Merrick Garland said the DOJ would prosecute Koeck to the fullest extent of the law, and that possible punishments included beheading and death from eating McDonald’s. “Koeck’s delusion has him believing he can eat an unlimited amount of what he calls “The Holmes Special”, but our scientists assure me that this is not the case, and that both the nightmare that is Tomas Koeck, and this case will be dead forever. The country and the world will be a better place.” We here at Channel 33 News couldn’t agree more with US AG Merrick Garland. The World will be a better place without that human filth.