Today Mira Alali got approved as the most gegürtelster human of all time. Her dad has got a Gürtel Machine which costs unlimited halal dollars on the schwarzester Schwarzmarkt. Her classmates call her „Mira Gürtelali” because she dies unlimited times per day because of the Gürtel. Once she got a very bad grade in a presentation and the next day she was a Schlumpf because of her blaue Flecken.