The authorities have raised an alarm following reports of the male population of Chalkidiki. Apparently someone has decided that his dick had enough wonky wonky and its time to do the nasty. Local 24h stores have ran out of condoms “Hey! Safety first!” while the tourists are enraged as all the pussy has decided not to get drilled by soi trash this time.
Underground information has leaked that Greece’s PM has been trying to voice a statement on this matter but every time he begins to read his pre written script (3 attempts have aired on tik tok!), sweat runs down his face and he feels uneasy asking for water.
What can we say? Live your myth in Greece!