You may be wondering, where does bacon come from? Normies would say things like, “The pig!” But those idiots are wrong, all pigs are fake. So where does bacon come from? It actually comes from the cows appendix, lets start from the beginning. The word bacon comes from the Latin root “Porcus” which stands for “fake”. At the beginning of time, there was on pig in existence, it was brown, straight tail and it made an “OINK” sound, sounds familiar right? Wrong. The man, “Yogama Redhoiser” brought this thing back to his camp in the year 1478, except something happened. After bragging to his friends about this creature, it ran off before they could see it. The troops were angry, and they kicked Yogama out of the camp nearly killing him. This angered Yogama greatly, as time went on, he told his generation of kids, and I quote, “Prove to this generation, and all thou shall nearly killed me, that I was indeed, right.” He died and those were huis last words. His kids kept passing down the story until a new creature was found and new technolgy was created, this sparked an idea in his kids Rianna Redhoiser and Maverick Redhoiser. To learn more about this crazy story, click here. https://youtu.be/oAyaw1ohiWs