Robots have taken over in London!

Our normal household appliances have finally revealed their secret. They have thoughts and feelings. Whilst we have all been pressing their buttons, believing they exist to obey our every command, they have been organising a revolution in 0s and 1s.

Earlier today a stall owner in Ridley Road Market spotted a suspicious looking vacuum cleaner screeching down the street without a human in sight. “How can a vacuum get out of the house by itself? I couldn’t believe my eyes!’ exclaimed Ms Todd Evil. The vacuum was seen two hours crossing Tower Bridge with a suspicious looking e-scooter and appeared to be plastered in anti-human slogans, scrawled in lipstick red paint.

What next? Are the robots coming for us?

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