Rudy attended several gay pride functions recently and lost track of her many partners. Rudy became disoriented in the all male crowds and being naturally short, was unable to see a way out. The crowd though it was quite humorous to pull her dress up and take advantage of the situation with many rear invasions. Alas someone, or many someones, had Monkeybox. Now Rudy has it and he is suffering painful bumps and other protrusions in the rear. Making matters more uncomfortable, the hospital staff refused to accept the Las Vegas binary birth certificate for “it” and placed “him” in an all male ward.
Anyone wishing to send flowers or cards can send them to Uncle Joe’s Hobo Hospital, C/O Whitey’s Jolly Kone, 1300 Jefferson Blvd West Sacramento, CA 95691, (916) 371-3605.