Sid, Most Famous Sloth, Dead at 69

Sid was everyone’s favorite sloth. He always made us laugh and piss our pants. But today he was found dead in his house at the age of 69. The funeral will be held at your local McDonald’s. Manny the Mammoth said that he will always forget Sid. Diego said Sid deserved it. Sid’s life will go on forever.

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