Breaking news! A young man who goes by Alex T has begun mass producing his “milk”, quoting that his milk is “delicious” and “everyone loves it.” Every single convivence store in the world has begun stocking his “milk.” He’s even started offering it on eBay, one of his first customers being Bob, a 4chan account.
As of now, the secret is out. One curious man has discovered what he refers to as “milk” in the fridge and has given his personal thoughts on it, which I’ve used to formulate this. At the time of this posting, the conversation between Alex T and Bob has apparently concluded, with Bob putting the milk up for auction on eBay. As you’ll see in the description, he had no idea that he was actually drinking a liquid considered to be inexpensive, and he’s completely baffled as to how it tasted so good.
At the moment, Alex T is offering “milk” on eBay at 99 cents a bottle, but all bidders have to do is pay $1000 up front. In addition, if the milk is not acquired by the closing bid on July 16th, Alex T will continue to pay the price of the winning bid until one of the two doors appears. If a large sum of money is paid, the “milk” will be out of circulation forever, and Alex T will use that money to feed thousands upon thousands of children in Africa, and will personally make sure to go back into the auction if anyone decides to attempt to interfere with his plan. However, I’ve been unable to find the story behind the existence of this “milk” anywhere. Has anyone been able to put two and two together? Do you know more about it? I’m dying to know!
Visiting your local pharmacy, you will see this magical “milk” being drank by everyone of all ages alike. One witness testifies that the “milk” had cured his cancer! He even posted a video, recording his live reaction to this miracle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo