Urination is a basic need of all people, but a local resident of Largo, Florida has a peculiar way of going number one. Billy Apple (21) reportedly sits down while he pees.
A witness who requested to remain anonymous stated, “yeah man he just walked up in that bitch, dropped his drawers, a sat down as if he needed to pinch one. But the only sound I heard was the uncanny sound of piss splashing into toilet water. I was horrified.”
We spoke to Pinellas County Sheriff Gualtieri, and he had this to say: “It’s really a shame when (you) see something like this happen. Sometimes you just gotta take dem L’s and move on though.”