A local man, Bob Smith, 89, has awoken to an incredible shock. He has grown 29.5 cm overnight. In what his wife claims is a miracle, scientists are cautioning against jumping to conclusions. Smith does live next door to a nuclear power plant and isn’t the first local case of strange things happening. In 2003 a local woman claimed that her horse grew a horn on its head after living next door to the power plant for 15 years. She now offers ‘Unicorn Rides’ at the local markets for $20. Bob Smith has been taken into the local police department for a statement this morning and could be heard telling local journalists, “Last night I couldn’t reach my pills on the top shelf with out a step ladder, but this morning it’s like I’m a new man”. We will keep you updated as the story progresses.