McArren Airport under attack

Las Vegas is currently, what seems to be, experiencing several terrorist attacks. Reports have been made that there are five brown males currently holding the airport down, stabbing anyone who attempts to leave. Reports have also been made that the men keep screaming about raping an individual known as Jonathan Vaca, unless he goes on a cruise with his friends October 22. Please stay tuned for more.

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