Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nick and Father Christmas, has been reported to have crashed in his sleigh on February 12th, 2022. According to Ms.Claus, he was “out to get a Bud Light”.
Santa Claus was reported to have severe injuries, some of which include a fractured skull and broken ribs. However, his reindeer are in worse shape.
Dasher and Dancer’s legs seemed to have broken upon impact, with only Dasher surviving long enough for Prancer to have regained his consciousness.
Prancer was knocked out from the impact, not sustaining any serious injuries aside from a scar and a therapy schedule.
Vixen was crushed by the tree Santa’s sleigh hit, just barely surviving long enough for help.
Comet got impaled by Blitzen, dying upon impact. Blitzen appeared to be struggling once Comet was impaled. Blitzen has yet to get therapy about the issue, blaming himself despite his usual calm composer.
Cupid was found lying beside Donner, who was dead upon arrival. Donner sustained a huge cut in his chest, one of the main suspects of his death. It is said that Donner found comfort in Cupid within his last moments. Cupid felt that, “it was better for him to have died while confronted rather than live with the wounds we all sustained”
Rudolf has yet to be found.