Clenching the straws of luck to break his unending string of shameful defeats, Myers himself confirmed that ‘Halloween Ends’ was the last chance for something to go right in his miserable fucking life. The premiere of the horror movie served as a last-ditch attempt for the well known failure that is Michael Myers. Several reports claimed that after the ceaseless toil and drudgery that has been Myer’s pathetic, unaccomplished existence up to this point, Halloween Ends signified a way to redeem his vacuous lifespan.
At press time, Myers had purchased a gun after the airing of Halloween Ends.