Everyone has a stable show. A foundational source of entertainment that people keep going back to. For many it was the well renowned Netflix series, “The Office Space.” But that isn’t on Netflix anymore and grown adults have a hard time admitting they watched “The Stranger Thing(s)”. Many viewers began to migrate to other streaming services, like Disney+ if you’re a pussy, or hulu if you’re poor but still have the student Spotify discount.
If you fell into the later category, such as the local Guilderland citizen, who wishes to remain anonymous, Gregory Matuck. When asked about his viewing habits, he told reporters to “eat shit and die” and that he “doesn’t talk to feds”. After being offered a kit kat bar, the anonymous citizen responded, “Yeah, I like Bob’s Burgers. It’s way better than that Seinfeld shit. I mean, who the fuck watches shows that still tell you when to laugh? Oh, that’s the funny part? If I need my hand held like a geriatric needs his dick held when pissin so he don’t miss the toilet to know which part is funny and which part is an ‘awe its serious’ moment, sincerely go suck on an exhaust pipe you infantile jerkoff.”
We can only assume that every Guilderland citizen thinks this way