Clenching the straws of luck to break his unending string of shameful defeats, Pennywise himself confirmed that ‘It: Chapter 2’ was the last chance for something to go right in his miserable fucking life. The premiere of the horror movie served as a last-ditch attempt for the well known failure that is Pennywise. Several reports claimed that after the ceaseless toil and drudgery that has been Pennywise’s pathetic, unaccomplished existence up to this point, It: Chapter 2 signified a way to redeem his vacuous lifespan.
At press time, Pennywise had purchased a gun after the airing of It: Chapter 2.