Local Tranny Found Dead

LITTLE ROCK, ARK. — On Thursday, October 20th at around 8:30pm, 24 year old Melluh was found dead. Investigators have reported her boyfriend Willy starved her to death after she claimed a Sonic Drive-In “Chophouse” Burger was delicious. Willy was very unhappy with this realization Melluh had as he had previously not enjoyed the sandwich. It is said that Willy was in control of everything she did. Funeral services won’t be held because nobody loves her and everybody hates her.

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