Men are dying because of not touching boobs

A report by WHO shows that men who do not get to touch women boobs once a year have a 80% chance of dying from a syndrome called NATTB. The report also mentions that men who’s name starts with N and ends with Y are very unlucky, because they have 99.99% chance of dying from NATTB for some weird genetic issue. So people who are named accordingly such as Niloy are suggested to touch boobs whenever they have a chance or else they will die. WHO requests women to show their boobs and let men touch them whenever they can because they might save a life. Saving a life is more important than anything. So let them boobies come to daddy.

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