Pepperoni Subway Sandwich Steals Police Cruiser

Pepperoni Sandwich was found stealing a police cruiser at 9:45 am on December 2nd in front of Schitts Creek police station. When questioned about the event, Sandwich stated, “What does it matter? I’m going to perish soon.”

BLT was convinced of being the accomplice of this horrific act against human and sandwich anity, officials are currently waiting to question him.

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