Provolone speaks out against rising popularity of sliced American cheese

Provolone, the world renown Cheeseman, has made his thoughts about the popularity of American cheese public.

“It’s ridiculous.” He told Channel 33 reporter, 47.
“For such a gross tasting, untraditional piece of cheese, I find no reason as to why it is growing in fame.”

Kraft American Cheese has seen an uprise in refrigerators, whilst Provolone slowly gets forgotten.

“I’m literally a Kraft product, so I shouldn’t be put down by a piece of gross yellow cardboard.” Said Provolone.

Channel 33 will continue to monitor the uprise of American cheese through the economy, while Provolone cheese is seeing a downward spike on all levels.

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