World renowed child molester Erik Houghton is still at large following a police raid at his home. He is estimated to have molested at least 30 children and 3 small animals. During the raid he was thought to have fled westbound. Police chief Alex Sherbertistan said this: “The child molester molested me and my father, it made my mother fat. Revenge will be swift and painful.”
Police will be raiding 3 homes tommorow in hope of finding chomos and inbred mexicans.