The morning of the 22nd was a great one for many, until the end says senior Ron Lev who saw a “psychotic” student on heroin foaming from the mouth trying to attack students for being “beta” for not doing heroin. The student in question is senior Sebastian Kopliak, a BME major with a troubled past with heroin addiction.
Sebastian Kopliak was born in Poughkeepsie and immediately shot up once he was birthed. At age 10 , Sebastian won the Kopliak’s Highest honor of Best Crystal Meth/Heroin. At age 12 he won the national competition of Hicks USA creating the purest heroin. At age 16 he was on 155 FBI watch lists for being the top distributor of Infant-5 year old boy porn.
“He told us he was that guy” said an anonymous roommate. “He bullies us to give him our lunch money to make more heroin, he makes it out of our bathtub and he sold a picture of my dick for $10.”
Concerned parents are appalled a student like Sebastian was allowed in Stony Brook University, however Chief of Police, Ben Decker spoke some words of encouragement
“It’s unfortunate homecoming had to end like this,” said Chief of Stony Brook Police Ben Decker. “Everything was going well until I saw a bunch of scared students and concerned parents due to the excess amount of needles around the lot. But once we found the culprit, we apprehended him and justice was served. ”
Some witnesses state once doing heroin, Sebastian spammed the racist remarks while touching children aged between infant- 11 years old. Sebastian is expected to serve 1 day of prison since he’s group leader and that guy.
Stony Brook Senior RUINS Homecoming by Injecting Heroin and Touching Kids
