it has come that our news reporter Phil McCracken has found proof that a local Newport Oregon, resident has been caught quote “lackin.” And here we have Mr Vollman himself. “Honestly the kid has potential, sign him up for the kkk if I do say so.” wow there it is everyone Mr vollman still accepts Alex for who he is. what do others feel about Alex lying and saying he has good hygiene and smells good. here we are now with Benjamin Hasting: “it’s been a while since I’ve seen a jigaboo watermelon munchin dallas loving nigger in my mind but this its just way to far might aswell name him Alex burstinky.” wow he sure has a lot to say but i guess it’s proven that Alex handsome bursey in now stated to be stinky. this is your new reporter Phil McCracken out.