As reported of last night, there have been 20 people ages 60-90 who have reported extremely bizarre side effects to the Covid-19 booster vaccine. The pigments in the skin have been reportedly turned a pale greenish shade in the victims. They have seemed to lost all sense of awareness and are seemed lost in a drunken daze at all times. They have also been shown to have not been able to sleep and suffering from extreme fevers and fatigue. Most strange of the side effects though, is the extreme attraction of those affected to the organs of non-affected people. The side-effect that started with the elderly has spread to the younger population of Tampa, Florida by means of physical touch. So far Tampa officials and the military are trying their best to contain the situation from further endangerment. Stay tuned for further updates on this troubling situation.
Covid-19 vaccine side-effects are making first appearances in the elderly population.
