This just in! Our sources just told us that the police are looking for and trying to track down an eight year-old by the name of Peter Schuster. Reporters say that Peter was seen with two other suspects (We have not identified them yet) stealing candy corn ( which is disgusting ) and other sweets Gophers ice cream in Darien, Connecticut. After this crime. he committed he speeded off in a white Suburban onto the highway. We can only assume he had a getaway driver, because I would never believe him driving by himself. Anyways look out fellow people of CT.