Hattrick Hero Dan leads to surprise Whites defeat!

Daniel Alex, 13, of South Indian descent, was playing in a daily football match of “Whites V” where coloured players are against white players. The Whites have a strong lineup of Freddie Fowler, Matt Payne, Joshua Dixon and more, and the Colours were missing star player Anthony Dimgba. However, the trio of Alvin Asamoah, Henry Onuoha and Daniel Alex were unstoppable. Alex bagged 3 goals in Haaland-esque fashion, dribbling past defenders and scoring at a tight angle for the first, perfectly striking Asamoah’s cross for the second and a controversial volley from the rebound. Although people may argue that the third goal may have been disallowed, he also bagged 2 more at lunchtime in a less serious affair of “Owen V”. Could this be Prime Uncle Chaniel incoming?

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