On November 3rd, citizens in Cumberland Gap, Kentucky were shocked and in disbelief when a tall, pale bald man stepped out onto the street in a green robe. “His appearance was.. horrifying. Staggeringly horrifying,” says local Shauna Richardson, who witnessed the event. “But that’s not all,” she continues, “He started approaching young children on the street and saying nonsense about.. ear worms and auto insurance. Auto insurance? They are children! Many of them were deeply traumatized when told that they were merely ‘muggles’.I think this is an outrageous show of violence and I’m determined to make sure he is behind bars and not scaring children with nonsense about ‘Giecko’s best deals’”.