This just in! Our sources just told us that the police are looking for and trying to track down an eight year-old by the name of Brooks Stuart. Reporters say that Brooks was seen with two other suspects (We have not identified them yet) stealing candy corn and other sweets Gophers ice cream in Darien, Connecticut. After this crime he committed he speeded off in a grey Jeep onto the highway. We can only assume he had a getaway driver, because I would never believe him driving by himself.