Alayna Tarter has been placed on academic probation by the University of Kansas for allowing her cats to pee on the floor during her lecture this past semester. Investigators also found an olive at the scene, and sources have confirmed that her cat was “making love” to the olive in an obscene manner.
One student in the lecture hall said “I’ve never seen a cat so enamored by an olive, I wish I received that kind of love when I enter the boom boom room”.
The investigation is still underway, updates will come soon.