In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that Donkey Kong, the famous video game character and leader of the DK crew, has been using fraudulent coconut guns in his battles against the Kremlings.
According to sources close to the situation, Donkey Kong’s coconut guns are not capable of firing in the way that he claims. In fact, they are not even capable of firing at all.
This revelation has sent shockwaves through the gaming community, with many fans expressing their outrage at being misled by Donkey Kong.
“I can’t believe I fell for his lies,” said one fan. “I thought his coconut gun was the coolest weapon ever. Now I feel like a fool.”
When confronted with the allegations, Donkey Kong refused to comment. His silence only serves to further fuel the fire of suspicion surrounding his use of fraudulent coconut guns.
It remains to be seen how this scandal will affect Donkey Kong’s reputation and the future of the DK crew. One thing is certain: the trust of his fans has been betrayed, and it will be a long road to recovery for the iconic video game character.