Florida man- identified as 69-year-old Kris- has been arrested on the night of December 23rd for harassment of wildlife.
when the Florida man was taken into custody, he would repetitively mutter lyrics from the said Alligator’s band’s- Slipknot’s- song, ‘Disasterpeice’- “I wanna slit your throat and fuck the would,” Police say this is another case of ‘stan culture’ being taken to the next level.
Officials say the Florida man will serve the next 15 months in jail, with $90,000 bail.
The alligator has since been unharmed and returned to appropriate protection and care.