Filmmaking genius/ego maniac James Cameron has been banned from a local movie theater in Bear Creek, FL after employees found him vigorously masturbating to his own movie while shouting “This is so much better than Marvel!!!”
Avatard Too: Still Avatarded was released over the weekend of December 16th and performed below expectations but that hasn’t stopped James Cameron from enjoying the fruits of his labor.
“It’s the greatest thing ever made. I should know because I made it!” Cameron yelled while spitting in his hand.
Avatard Too is currently playing in over 4,000 theaters but you’re better off staying home and staring at a piece of aluminum foil for over 3 hours.