Local man suffers from B-Movie Madness

36 year old Jonathon Knight of Lake Wales, FL found out recently that he suffers from an illness called “B-Movie Madness”

“If you want to call it an Illness go ahead. I call it LIFE, baby!!” Jonathon Knight told our reporter while downing an entire can of cheeze whizz.

Jonathon owns over 4.5K movies on various formats and revealed to us that one day his collection might kill him.

“It’s a strong possibility that one day you’ll find me buried alive underneath it with a huge grin on my face. But man what a way to go!!”

Jonathon would be survived by his dog Duke Knight, his fleshlight Sarah and his mullet.

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