Michigan Man Single Handedly Causes National Peanut Butter Shortage

After the Peter Pan peter company product was bought out in all of Michigan, suspicions arose. They claim all of their PB in the Upper Peninsula has been consumed by one man, Derek Anderson. An employee caught Derek putting PB on eggs (Big Boy- Marquette) he realized he had his man. An investigation allowed the company to see he had already purchased and consumed 3 lifetime supplies of Peanut Butter. After hearing this, Peter Pan applauded Derek’s consumption by saying, ” it was this man who allowed us to stay in business, and keep food on our families’ plates.” Derek was awarded another lifetime supply of PB. MORE ON THE DIET DEW CRISES BELOW.

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