Multi-millionaire “shark master” jailed for bad crimes

The whole world were in a state of paralysis from eyes up this evening after shark taming extraordinaire Jim-Tim Hopeless was beaten and slapped during his latest “car crash”. The polarising Swedish kid found a way to broaden his audience but took it too damn far this time. after the beating, an officer of the law and his best friend took the first flight into Jerusalem to meet the wisdom giver Porting Nnott who gave them this perfect summary of the incident, “I understand the difficulties you have milking the little horse nipples, but I need the money and you need my mercy, never speak again” now THAT is how to find my car in the woods!

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