Putccow War Status Update

The war rages on as you read this message. There have been a reported 128B+ casualties in this war. Haters have just taken control of a city in Putccowa called Cutppow. But the Putccows let them take it as a distraction and took back 2 major cities with amazing firing positions and concealment. PUTCCOW2 aka. the leader of Putccowa spoke up, this is what he had to say: ‘But, they hurt one of our Putccows while doing war in Ukraine *long awkward pause*… He was in a mission. Yes. By a tank. He’s underground. In a casket.

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