Damn, The Lizzie McGuire Movie was a very special movie for me. I didn’t watch that movie, even if i told you all about the alternative version of the movie. Well, there is one. This is going to be more scarier than it is before, and so yeah, this is not meant to bash people’s childhoods watching the movie.
In the afternoon, I was at Applebee’s to get a 10-piece Chicken Nuggets, Bacon Cheeseburger, French Fries and a Strawberry Lemonade. After eating at Applebee’s, I went home from Applebee’s, but before i could go to the living room, my dad came in and he said he found a never-before-seen version of The Lizzie McGuire Movie. I took a good look at the DVD, but rather than that, it might be traumatizing.
The cover consisted of a blank screen. Only the text was labelled as “THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE ALTERNATIVE VERSION”.
I thought, i was quite surprised for my dad finding a stupid and yet horrible find.
At 5:35 PM, My dad went to go see his mother to visit.
While I’m home alone, I put the disc in my DVD player.
When it started, there were no logos, previews, trailer, everything. It was JUST the program.
Everything went fine for the rest but when it got to the ending scene, something seemed very off.
I facepalmed in annoyance as it got to the ending scene. “Here comes the scary part!” I said in painlessly.
When Isabella leaves the stage, Lizzie finishes the song solo, displaying a newfound confidence. I kind of noticed that Isabella’s expression was sad, not happy. As i don’t care if i see this, i shrugged it off, thinking that it was a bootleg copy of the DVD.
She has red eyes, with red pupils, her shirt was crimson red, her hair was in a style of Super Saiyan Austin from the lost Internship Recreation of Annie’s Love Song (an episode of Little Einsteins), and her mouth had its teeth sharp like she was evilly smiling.
It suddenly cut to black for 29.5 seconds but at the last second i was hearing Paolo’s loud blood-curdling scream. It’s too SCARY!
Then, the scene changed. It showed a dark background, with Isabella sitting on a sofa. When the camera got closer to Isabella, she said in a sweet voice:
“We will show you something that will not haunt you for the rest of your life, right sweetie?”
“Fine.” I said.
Then Lizzie grabbed out a computer and it went straight to a scene which it would be scary.
It showed Paolo’s corpse. He had no eyes, his shirt was scratched, his arm was cut off, one of the legs are broken, and his mouth was in a bloody effect.
“OH. MY. GOD!!!” I yelled and screamed in fear as i couldn’t handle Paolo’s corpse.
“You see? I killed Paolo with a knife! And that’s my revenge on him for stealing my bag! Well, you need to listen, i will always watch you every day while you’re doing stuff. So, when i come for you, i will take you to a place of where dreams are made of! Right?”
“Yes. Yes. Yes Isabella. I understand.” I said non-fearfully.
“Cool! Oh, and remember, i will come for you at 9:30 AM and you will be in my dreams forever. See you on the other side!”
“Bye bye…” i replied.
Then, the camera slowly zooms out to fade to black for 2.5 seconds. The normal credits then rolled, but the music was playing in reverse, and what’s worse at the end, the Walt Disney Pictures logo appeared, but the castle looked like he was a monster, the Bach’s Fantasia in G Major music was playing in the background, and there is text on the bottom that said “Victims are always the ones within in our souls.” This lasted for about 30 seconds before fading to black, ending the DVD.
“Shit…” I muttered.
So, i ejected the disc, put it back into the case, smashed the DVD with the hammer and buried into the backyard.
Later that night, I had dreams, but not nightmares about Lizzie taking me into a place where dreams are made of.
To this day, i still watch Lizzie McGuire and The Lizzie McGuire Movie, but not that alternate version of this movie.
Whatever you do, please stay away from those stupid horror creations on DVD. Never, and i mean, Never ever again. I swear, you will suffer the same horrible fate as me…