Today, all 76 US senaters voted in favour of a new law to euthenize all firemen. While many people in the left disagree with this new law, 87% of all republicans said they supported it. Now what does this mean for our great nation going forwards? First of all, the war will finally end. Secondly, children won’t come back. And finally and most importantly, it means our fellow american citizens finally have the right to be burned alive.