Well, golf enthusiasts – it’s that time of the year again to put your putting skills to the real test – a Cheerleaders’ piping hot vagina. That’s right! Think you can score that hole in one? Jimmy Henry, 34, Stratford, NJ holds the crown for the furthest “Pussy Putt” in Beckett-recorded history, with an astounding 54’ putt, out from the rough and onto the lean, mean, green, clitoris pumping machine. You can’t tell me this guy doesn’t have an eye for putting and pussies – put them together, and that might be South Jersey’s best pussy putter around. Watching this guy “stroke it” makes everyone wonder why the PGA doesn’t have a pussy putting Hall of Fame. Event I starts on Wednesday, April 4th – perfect pussy putting weather! Be there or be pubic hair!