BREAKING NEWS

2 suspects wanted for catching way too much ass!
The suspect on the left was said to win the ‘ass getting’ competition 2-1 now that’s what we call a MUNCH! Authorities now say he’s on the run hiding from tequila house story rn cause his girl gon be mad as fuck!

Club owner had this to say: “i just don’t understand how he got that much ass in my club last night. I mean the guy was ruthless he grabbed a 40 year old last minute at 1:59am literally last minute guys insane”

Channel 8 news we’ll keep you updated

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