“Hit me baby one more time” singer and America’s sweetheart Britney Spears just got an absolutely heartbreaking diagnosis. 19 year old singer Britney Spears reluctantly agreed to do an interview with rolling stone explaining just how this pop star got the deadly virus. “It was just awful, it truly was” Spears whaled. “I was at a party in Beverly Hills when I agreed to play spin the bottle”. The singer then goes on to allege that a member of terrorist organisation Al Qaeda had placed a bomb in the bottle causing it to explode and glass shards flew everywhere. Unfortunately for Britney she was sat next to Elton John, Ongina and Cam from modern family. All of which were infected with the virus. When they started spouting blood Britney screamed opening her mouth wide enough for the blood to enter and later on causing her to test positive. Britney is very displeased with this diagnosis and when asked for a comment on the LGBTQIA+ community she reported back with this “fuck these fags giving me aids and shit”. The singer is currently on bed rest taking it easy for a few weeks but will hopefully resume her regularly scheduled Vegas shows in a month or so.