A man in Fort Myers, Florida failed to rob a local Publix on S Tamiami Trial at around 5:38 am on January 24, 2023. Witnesses state that he entered the Publix wearing nothing but underwear and concealing a pistol. After he had entered the store, he went and took 3 publix bags of fried chicken, 2 cans of coke. When he was walking past the fish aisle, tried to steal a lobster, and got pinched by lobster on his Privates. He screamed out of pain and was arrested. “The lobster saved the day,” says the manager.